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There's no bacon

The best answer ever to any question starting with "What's wrong with"
Person 1: What's wrong with this picture?
Person 2: There's no bacon

Hilarity ensues
by Andrew Brown September 27, 2005
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Bacon

What Muslims (and some Jews) can’t eat
Bacon is good though
by SoBsubsidiary> August 24, 2022
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Not into bacon

Means that you're not into guys.
You prefer girls.
Polite, food related way of saying lesbian.
"Baby you're mistaken, I'm not into bacon" - The Vamps {I found a girl}
by Bandsandpizza March 2, 2016
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bacon

n. Delicious strips of juicy, pork heaven. Served often at breakfast with eggs, but perfectly good served alone and at any time of day.
Joe: "There are only two kinds of people in this world, those who love bacon..."

John: "...and those who love bacon but won't admit it."
by Joe Saylor September 6, 2008
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Bacon

Person 1: Did you see his wallet?

Person 2: Yeah, that's a lot of bacon!
by CoolDude 1 August 20, 2016
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Baconitis

A disease where someones typing is terrible. It is also transmittable.
Person1: "gosh i hate beign laet
Person1: "Bieng ltae*"
Person1: bgein late*
Person1: Being*
Person1: "wow that was annoying
Person2: Stop typing you're gonna giev me baconitis

Person2: " Give*" and looks like you alreday gave it to me.
Person2: "-_-"
Person1:"LOL"
by chocolateboi1234 August 2, 2016
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Bacon

The cure for vegeterianism.
When she decided to become a vegetarian, the doctor prescribed lots and lots of bacon.
by Alien Blender May 21, 2008
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