backseater

A girl who is trashy and not that attractive, but you must put your penis in.

Man, Lindsay is such a backseater.

by bigdlolk October 25, 2013

BACKSEATER

MILLENIALS. YOUNG ADULTS THAT WERE BORN BETWEEN 1980'S AND 1990'S. THEY GREW UP RIDING IN CARS IN THE BACK SEAT IN THEIR OWN "CARSEAT". WHEN THEY WERE SMALLER THEY WERE FACING THE BACK OF THE CAR, IT WASN'T UNTIL THEY WERE BIGGER THAT THEY WERE FACING FORWARD. THEIR PERCEPTION OF LIFE WAS NOT A "CLEAR VIEW" AS THEY HAD ALL OF THEIR LITTLE TOYS HANGING DOWN IN FRONT OF THEM AND THEY WATCHED MOVIES ON THE SEAT IN FRONT OF THEM.

THAT GIRL IS A BACKSEATER. SHE JUST DOESN'T SEE THE FULL PICTURE.
THAT GUY SURE IS A BACKSEATER, ALL HE SEE'S IS HIS SIDE.

by CANDLESTcandlestickmakercandle August 20, 2017

Backpatter

A backpatter(s) is an individual or group that continously and annoyingly speaks well of themselves. Anyone that says something that would warrant a "good for you!" response (or in other cases, STFU).

First of all, Most social media posts.
Example 1: Look at me, I lost ten pounds! I'm a backpatter.
Example2: I went to the strip club and didn't even pay for a dance! I'm a backpatter.
Example 3: Hey man. I had sex with this chick! (...Shows you a chick on a phone) I'm a backpatter.
Example 4: Hey everybody! Got my vaccine. I'm a backpatter.
Example 5: I gave $10 in church today! I'm a backpatter.
Example 6: Hey, I'm 2 Pac and I had sex with a porn star. I'm a backpatter.
Example 7: Hey, I'm Biggie Smalls and I had sex with a stripper. I'm a backpatter.
Example 8: We won the game! I'm a backpatter.
Example 9: I ate only vegetables today. I'm a backpatter.

by Cognac_East May 2, 2021

Backshitter

Someone who shits all over the back of the toilet because their asshole is In the center of their back.

Also if your name is Billy

Billy the backshitter shat all over the back of the toilet again in the shop

by Amishbeard February 17, 2022