aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car 

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who the fucking fuck is aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car

aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car by b2byc2md3n March 21, 2022

The Baby Poops 

When you just don’t know what the fuck going on and you doing random shit. You can’t function properly because you’re all kinds of fucked up.

Carl: Aye you did you see bob last night, he was totally lost.

Steve: Yea, he had the baby poops not gonna lie.

The Baby Poops by MurdaBoy March 11, 2019

baby jesus poops

When you have to poop so bad that you feel that you are about to give birth to an immaculate conception. The poops often resemble pop corn shrimp, or little baby jesus' swaddled in little blankets.

After I ate all of that food I had a case of the baby jesus poops!

baby jesus poops by BEJ0124 May 5, 2011

Dog pooping on a baby 

A legen...wait for it...dary video of a dog pooping on a baby found by the great Barney Stinson.

Barney: Hey Marshall, check out this sick vido I found of a dog pooping on a baby.

Marshall: Shut up Barney, I need to found out how i did on the BAR exam.

Barney: But its a dog pooping on a baby!!

Dog pooping on a baby by MY_PRO_GAMERTAG January 9, 2012

Pooping the baby batter 

This can be described as when one may ejaculate on a womans feet(us) to cause the baby making procedure. Normally this happens when doing the two player no pants dance. This is normally to make a human child.

"man, I found a nice girl, so I think we will be pooping the baby batter tonight"

Pooping the baby batter by Daddy baby batter February 3, 2017

poopy baby 

This is when your girlfriend or wife, whom you often call baby, is acting in a fashion that is considered 'not nice'.

"Dont be a poopy baby and bring that stuff up while we are at dinner."

poopy baby by gutwrencher July 28, 2006

Poopy Baby 

The act of jacking off on the toilet after taking a shit and ejaculating sperm onto the poop in the toilet.

I was in the bathroom at school and I swear the guy next to me in the stall was making a poopy baby

Poopy Baby by heyyyy I just met you May 19, 2022