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The most basic of basic bitches. Happiest when being bought a pumpkin spice latte by some Chad, whose name she never intends to find out
Omg look at her, she is such a Bryony
Bryony by Lurker67890 September 8, 2022
A Bryony is one of the kindest girls you will ever meet yet sometimes has a low self-esteem. Bryonys are usually hyper and random also really funny. They are brunette however have many blonde moments. A very strong girl mentally and strong emotionally. Artistically talented and has a wide imagination. Bryonys get all the boys and everyone secretly wants to date them. Their Smiles make everything brighter. Anyone would be lucky to have a bryony!
Damn she's such a bryony!
Bryony by Rollclobams July 15, 2014
Gorgeous brunette with greeny blue eyes- average height with big boobs. Adored by men, admired by girls!
Guy- 'I think I just pulled a Bryony!'
Bryony by Gart925 November 16, 2011
A gal with a dream of being the best creative homo sapien around. Knows her shit yet is also a bit of a dumb twat. Tall, has a bit of meat on her bones but isnt obese, blue eyes and thin blonde hair. Never finds her name on a cup and is a bit odd most of the time. But obviously lush like any gal with a good personality
Oh look! Thats that Bryony we saw earlier. You need her digits mate.

Oh for godsake that was bit of a bryony moment
Bryony by Britishdumbfuck August 8, 2018
Bryony is one of the best girls you will meet she’s gorgeous and funny and always does her best for everyone around her she’s quite popular but likes to say she isn’t because she isn’t bitchy like the other girls although she does have her gobby moments if someone pisses off her friends she will stick up for you all you need to do is come to a bryony and you will be safe :)
Shannon: Have you seen that girl she’s so gobby

Emily: oh yeah that’s bryony she’s also really nice
Bryony by Yourdefinitionsxooooo October 22, 2019
The most amazing girl of your dreams, with the prettiest eyes, the most amazing smile, and just an outright amazing personality. super easy to fall in love with, the most supportive girl of your dreams, cute laugh, cute butt, amazing kisses. The closest definition to a perfect partner.
Bryony by 30.09 May 5, 2025