Astrofucker

Basically any self-absorbed, closed-minded STEM person thinking that they're all-mighty and better than anybody else just because of what they chose to pursue. "Astro" coming from astrophysics. Often see people in any other fields (especially creative ones) as lesser beings. They are the douches of the modern era.

Astrofucker: What?! You chose to do lower level mathematics? What a pleb!

Normal person: Shut up astrofucker, not everyone has the same interests as you.

by RPG WOLF January 19, 2020

astroglide surprise

The act of lubing up ones penis and inserting it in a womans anus when she isn't expecting it.

If you don't start being a little nicer to me, I'm going to give you an astroglide surprise in the middle of the night.

by hititlong January 6, 2006

Astrohoe

Someone who is a hoe for astrology

She’s always asking people what their sun sign is, she’s such an astrohoe.

by nikm100 February 8, 2020

Astroballs

The ability to attempt things that are absolutely crazy and not feel fear; a pair of balls so big they orbit the Earth.

I can't believe you did that. Doing that required some fucking Astroballs.

by Jackamabob September 1, 2009

astrodummynomical

Something that goes dummy and is really out of this world

My friend Justin just astrodummynomically gobbled that glizzy

by LazyFeels March 16, 2021

astroglidoma

The callous you get on your hand from masturbating too much without enough lubricant.

"Dude, I can barely hold a pen this morning. My astroglidoma is killing me."

by Mario140 October 16, 2006

Astrocle

An Astrocle is the uncomfortable feeling you get when one of your testicles slides up from your scrotum into your pelvic skin, it being named astrocle is a mix of the words "astronaut" and "testicle"

Damn dude, I just had an astrocle, that really hurt

by KentuckyFriedHumans January 4, 2020