Dick Awning

A man's stomach, especially when it is very large. So large that it keeps the sun off of it.

You could hit the G spot if you would retract your dick awning!

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Cock Awning

When a guys stomach is so large and protruding that it provides shade for his junk.

"Is that guy pregnant?"

"No, that's just his cock awning"
"Oh, I bet he hasn't seen his junk in years"

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Exceptionally long labia. Awnings hang over windows, thus the correlation.

Once I saw her awning I didn't want to fuck her anymore.

Awning by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

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When you have fake eyelashes so big the stick out over you're eyeball and provide cover from the elements.

That girls eyes are not getting wet in this rain cause she's got a eyeball awning.

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