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Toyota Avalon

The greatest machine to ever come out of an automobile plant. It can easily act as a mobster mobile, soccer mom bus, Grandpa's ride or other various applications.

Often times, other companies will design and produce a new car, roll it off the line and simply say "Nope, it's no Avalon, trash it."

While many other cars only last 100,000 miles, the Avalon isn't even broken in at that point. Owners tend to die before an Avalon does.
Rob is almost 40, it's time he gets a Toyota Avalon, so he can be a true Baller.
by Hey Pocky Way April 6, 2009
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Avalon lifestyle

A lifestyle of excess in liquid income obtained by a much older, rich friend/boyfriend/girlfriend or elder family member or members where one goes around just living the life where every day is a vacation and every night is a party.
"I haven't seen YOU in a while. What are you doing these days?"
"I'm just livin' the Avalon lifestyle. There is no other life."
by Jmaru June 7, 2005
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Avalon Calafornia

Avalon is one of the most beautiful places on earth. On the island of Catalina Island, which is approximatley 26 miles from Long Beach. Cruise ships stop there a good precentage of the year. They only have golf carts and electric cars with the exception of one or two cars.
This view is absolutley breath taking, but not as beautiful Avalon Calafornia.
by BobbyMadisonW January 15, 2011
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Avalon

A sweet girl who is kind in heart and super cute. She always brings out the best in people and is very supporting to the people she loves
Joe: Hey whats your girl type?
Carl: Probably an Avalon, Kind and cute
by ElizabethFJane June 5, 2016
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Avalon

The prettiest, sweetest, coolest, funniest, most athletic person you will ever meet.
"dude did you just see that Avalon? shes so hot"

"yes I know, shes so sweet aswell"
by zxlfie May 28, 2015
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Avalon

Derived from the welsh name "afal"; often associated with the island that King Arther's sword Caliburn was forged. The island of Avalon is also often associated with an island that yields beautiful apples.

The name "Avalon" as used in the context of a feminine name, describes one who possesses beauty unrivaled by any other. In the modern context, those who possess the name Avalon are seen as 'One who is as rare as the legendary sword forged for a king Arther', thus, "Avalon" is one of a kind- a woman of such magnitude that all others have no choice but to bow down and submit themselves as none other than a subordinate. This is especially true in the context of intellectual superiority and unrivaled inner spirit.

The name also carries ties to the native American legend of a small coyote that possessed such love and purity that a massive heard of rampaging Buffalo's stoped mid-stampede and bowed down to the Coyot Avalon as it lay defensively in the brush.
"Even today King Arthur's legend lives on in Isle of Avalon"
by THEwelshWolf February 4, 2010
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Mickey Avalon

Jewish rapper from Hollywood Boulevard in California and former prostitute-hustler-junkie. He has gained a cult following on the internet, thanks to his MySpace.com page and his personal page (http://www.mickeyavalon.com). His song "Jane Fonda" deserves to be the number one song in America.
Join our grassroots campaign to make Mickey Avalon's track "Jane Fonda" the number one song in America!
by JXM August 29, 2008
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