Automatically systematic

A phrase meaning "yes." Coined by Willie James Huff, better known as Funky Chicken and Alah Rackbar.

Waco: "Willie, you kinda spit when you talk, man."

Willie: "That's that's that's the Holy Spirit. I don't spit it."

Waco: "So, that's the Holy Spirit spitting on you?"

Willie: "Automatically systematic."

by MofistolRobinson March 25, 2009

Squad Automatic Weapon

Aka Section Automatic Weapon or Squad Assault Weapon. A usually light or general purpose machine guns designed to give army personnel cover while advancing and also to help keep enemy forces from returning fire. Originally designed for increased mobility from the Heavy tripod mounted machine guns of the WWI era. They were designed as an individually portable, gas operated, magazine or disintegrating metallic link-belt fed light support weapon capable of delivering sustained automatic fire for periods of time which assault rifles could not support due to overheating and lack of accuracy.

The Canadian Soldiers were using their C9A2 Squad Automatic Weapon to suppress the Taliban insurgents.

by Mike (PTE) October 30, 2008

Fully Semi-Automatic

The scariest thing in the whole world, the ability for ghost guns to fire 30 magazine clips in under a second. Used by the XR-15 Shorty to kill hundreds of people in seconds.

MSM reporter: The shooter used an AR15 fully semi-automatic ghost gun with a red dot laser sight sniper scope that can fire 30 magazine clips in under a second.

by F-15E Strike Eagle June 25, 2022

Automatic Yes

Look at the friggen example.

Dude - Tom asked Linda is she wanted to play Conker, and Linda gave him an automatic yes.

Dude #2 - Totally! Who doesn't love that little drunk squirrel?

Dude - Oh, I meant conkers. You know? Conkers? The game played with two players, each with a conker threaded onto a piece of string: they take turns to strike each other's conker until one breaks.

Dude #2 - Did you just quote a Wikipedia article?

Dude - Yeah...

Dude #2 - What has search overload done to us!?!

by OMGItsJackieChanLOL November 7, 2009

Automatic Clasitionata

What AC stands for according to Spongebob Squarepants.

Spongebob: AC. (looks at air conditioning button in ship) That stands for automatic clasitionata, which is fancy fancy talk for let's get this party started!

by Dr Lina P July 18, 2009

automatic car wash

A sexual act where the receiver lies back as a female partner rubs her breasts over the receiver's body, similar in action to the brushes of an automatic car wash as they move over and around a car.

After I got my girl's bra off, she gave me an automatic car wash. It was hawt.

by Quintus Horatius March 2, 2012

automatic circumsizers

A tool used for automatic circumsizing.
Really. How the hell could you need a definition for this?

Weird Al: Would you look at all that stuff ...
They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumsizers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
Noob: wotz teh fock

by Niggadicks July 6, 2006