Aurora Borealis

Apocalypse every year occurring on Christmas Eve because you are in a time loop.

Neil: Is this the first time that you've ever seen Aurora Borealis crush mankind?
Neil's date: This is too scary for me actually. I'm leaving.
Neil: Baby it's cold inside don't leave me here alone!

by homo gay June 24, 2021

Aurora Borealis

To ejaculate (by way of masturbation or fellatio) onto the outerlining of the females nipple, then proceed to clean it off with your tongue and/or teeth.

The Aurora Borealis I pulled on that bitch last night was incredible, but it left a nasty taste in my mouth.

by kevlikesturtles May 20, 2008

aurora borealis

Another term for a standing cartwheel 69....

Me and my girl like to get wierd and give each other a little aurora borealis sometimes.

by Firefighterzak1 September 28, 2017

Aurora Borealis (Simpsons Version)

Uh, Aurora Borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, and in this point of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?

Yes
May I see the Aurora Borealis (Simpsons Version)?
No

by SOSOOSOS January 2, 2019

Auroral Borealis

Receiving a blowjob under the northern lights

Bro I went to Iceland and got an Auroral Borealis

by ZR7 February 14, 2019

Aurora Broealis

An aurora broealis is when one of your "bros" creates a major disturbance.

We were at the bar last night and Dave ran into his X...he created a major Aurora Broealis and got us all thrown out!!

by Richter Ass July 25, 2019

Auroara Boarealis

A noisy and spectacular phenomena of color-rich patches of lights in the sky, the sounds remind observers of agitated lions, while the ethereal images resemble bounding hogs; scientists and historians alike theorize that this is likely where the term "when pigs fly" originated.

Since Hazzard County is located in the deep south, its residents seldom witness much Northern Lights activity, but they need only be present at one of Boss Hogg's infamous crybaby tirade-rants to see plenty of Auroara Boarealis action.

by QuacksO July 8, 2018