that goat just ate my shit

that goat just ate my shit, its not great the goat will never lose the disgusting breath
oh damn, that goat just ate my shit, oh god the breath.
by joe mamas hairy balls August 02, 2022
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I ate my dog’s shit and I liked it

ok
i ate my dog’s shit and I liked it
it’s hairy
by pleasehelocacapeepeepoofsrt June 27, 2022
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tripped and ate shit

To trip and fall really hard on your back or face.
Dude i just tripped and ate shit so hard
Dude i just fell on my face so hard
by @l3xig May 03, 2022
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Ate shit

pilot who crashes his airplane and is killed.
"Did he make it back?"
"No. He ate shit on Hans Island."
by SonofSikunder November 18, 2021
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