asylum joke

A joke so mindfuckingly hilarious that it turns you insane or gay, depending on your personality type.

Charlie Sheen: "That Dave Chapelle asylum joke was so funny, that I literally went insane and started rubbing testosterone cream all over my balls!"

by Ass molest April 23, 2018

Asylum Buddies

A group of friends who met in the local loony bin after each being condemned for various reasons. Shortly there after, the five escaped and have been recently been seen running around Mesa, Arizona. More than likely if you have seen some girls going down the suicide lane in a stolen shopping cart, you have found them.

-Oh my god look at those freaks, are they on crack?
-No dear, its just the Asylum Buddies up to their usual antics.

by Punkin Py January 5, 2008

Asylum Sneakers

An inexpensive sandal like shoe worn by illegal immigrants e.g. Mexicans, Iraqi's.

Ali: I can't wait to rid myself of these Asylum sneakers and get me some Nikes.

by Man of Doomage December 20, 2008

Asylum Tourism

Making special trips to visit shut-down insane asylums. Can be done in real life or in virtual life. Virtual Asylum Tourism allows a wider range of travel and prevents risk from hazards like asbestos, arrest, and collapsing stairways, but it lacks the sickening real-life terror that follows exposure to these places. A variant is collecting books featuring images of asylums, but this is not quite as bent as purchasing airplane tickets.

*Hey, sis, I need to get away from it all.
*Well, let's head up to Danvers State before they bulldoze the Kirkbride and build some unique luxury condos! Asylum Tourism always cheers you up!

by mookamutt May 12, 2007

Asylum Morality Police

A vigilante group of international protection applicants who tacitly reconstitute a religious landscape of Sharīaʿ code through innuendo and cultural opprobrium in Direct Provision, so as to create a hostile environment towards gender nonconforming and transgender international protection applicants.

The fear of becoming the target of morality policing in Direct Provision may induce others to shield themselves against the asylum morality police's threats, and to engage in self-protecting behaviour and attributions

by Canada (2022) October 13, 2022

asylum altis life

The best Arma 3 role play server to exist. Olympus looks like dog water compared to this server. Miss the OG stratis days. Jeep Jeep

Damn I wish I was fighting cartels on asylum altis life right now!

by Skimancole April 8, 2021

Asylum Seeker

supposedly drive mercedes, have shitloads of cash and is raking it in, when in fact use sellotape to keep their walls together, their idea of a meal in "Heinz" and get their asses kicked at school by neds cause tehy talk funny.

Dont spread the hate. Thats what the BNP wants you to do.

by Biafra J July 30, 2004