astonisher

Essentially the reverse of the venerated "Shocker", the "Astonisher" is achieved simply by putting one in the pink and two in the stink. While lesser known, the Astonisher has actually been scientifically proven to be more effective than the Shocker.

When doing double penetration, the Astonisher is the preferred method.

by A. Boyd January 13, 2007

astinguished

When you grab a bird and stretch its neck out so that it honks when it yells.

I took my pet bird Jerry to the vet to get astinguished.

by THE REAL Richard November 15, 2017

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by Battnap July 8, 2021

to ashtinguish

Extinguishing burning ash (for example that of a cigarette) by pouring something liquid over it.

John poured a drop of beer into the ashtray to ashtinguish the burning cigarette butt.

by Sido Lanters November 21, 2009

astonishing

1. Kodama
2. To stun; to render senseless

Kodama is astonishing.

by William April 24, 2004

Axtinguisher

The Axtinguisher is a weapon in Team Fortress 2 that does crits to those who are on fire.

It's really, really gay. Generally, people who use the Axtinguisher are flaming queers. No joke.

Guy 1: AXTINGUISHER IN YOUR DICK YOU NOOB!
Guy 2: Don't fuck my ass, mate!

by spyonce January 24, 2011

astonishgnf

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by awesomegnf July 6, 2021