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Jarful Of Assorted Creams

A Slut E.G prostitute or dirty bitch that does not believe in washing for weeks on end
1. Your hot sister looked good till she opened her legs and revealed her jarful of assorted creams

2. I went to the half price prostitute parlour and found a cadbury creme egg between her legs
by Fucken Wrong Kunt August 21, 2009
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Assorted Jelly Beans

Hey did you know AJB is on Tony Hawks Underground in game soundtrack?
by dr_gonXXI October 3, 2004
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A Box of Assorted cremes

to have a wet pussy from more than one dick.
that bitch has extra woodies for being a box of assorted cremes
by oh guess who mother fucker November 9, 2006
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assorted box of creams

"Last night I pulled a right asoorted box of creams, good shag tho"
by Captain Nobwash January 13, 2003
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Assorted Fuckstickery

1) Any action or behavior that would cause the person doing so to be labled a "fuckstick."

2) Usually underhanded ways of screwing up a good time.
I knew it was going to be a long night when it was only 7 pm and Kevin was up to his assorted fuckstickery already.

It was beastiality and other assorted fuckstickery that always landed Charles in strange places.
by Melvined March 26, 2010
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assorted randoms

a bunch of strange, random people that are all togather.
like max, joe, and other assorted randoms
by super_savvy_loves_cailou July 13, 2010
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bucket of assorted creams

girl who recieves massive ammounts of cum (cream) hence bucket from a variety of sources hence assorted
by gazzzzzzz May 17, 2006
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