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Asstacular

the accreditation for performing a grand, idiotic stunt.
Dude, that was asstacular when you did that stage dive naked on the Today Show!'"
by scarredpsyche December 30, 2010
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asstacular

Anything spectacularly ass in state or being.
That babe has an asstacular ass!

That dude just stole my girlfriend, he is so asstacular!
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Asstacular

Asstacular: noun; one may be described as asstacular if they have a nice looking ass or has a hot ass.
"Have you seen Gerard lately? He's asstacular."
by My chemical salvage51 March 7, 2017
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AssTacular

a person with an all natural apple shaped gluteus maximus!
I did not know you were so AssTacular
by AnnaShatia March 22, 2025
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ass-tacular

is an ass that is better than all asses in the land.
DAMN girl your ass looks ASS-TACULAR in that thong.
by Tino June 1, 2004
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assjaculate

The key to proper use is to fully understand the nuanced meaning and connotations intended by its use.

The ejaculate part of the definition represents the idea of building up and explosive release.

The ass part refers to the fact that that the explosive release is some sort of fecal matter.

So, describing an activity as "a bunch of assjaculate" means that emotions have been brewing for a while and finally jismed themselves out.

Engaging in the act of assjaculating is the natural extension of the metaphorical shit-storm that's been brewing in your head all year and then finds its way out.

When one finds oneself assjaculated upon, one has been working on a project for some time and in one fell swoop the powers that be convulsively (and possibly without warning) shit all over you.

The best application of assjaculate is at meetings or professional development workshops/seminars.
Noun: Man, that ice-breaking activity they made us do was a bunch of assjaculate.

Verb: My boss came to our meeting and assjaculated all over our new ideas.
by HoffBKK May 1, 2009
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awetaculariffic

the most awesome, spectacular, terrific thing you can imagine.
Winning the lottery is awetaculariffic.

The all that is sandwich is the most awetaculariffic sandwich ever created.
by The Munchkiest of Men May 25, 2011
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