asspellet

a piece of shit

is that an asspellet on the floor?

by dj jazzy jeff and the fresh prints November 10, 2003

Asspillow

A pillow that has been farted on.

Little Jimmy, get that asspillow out of my face!

by Wienerfacethrowdown August 30, 2009

assmullet

1. asshole (when used as an insult)

2. the hair between your ass cheeks

1. You're an assmullet!

2. Did you shave your assmullet?

by D.M. July 14, 2003

asspulp

the lint that comes out of a dudes lower back/upper butt crack after wearing a brand new pair of boxers. Any asspulp found below that merge line is not to be spoken of.

yo i was scratching my ass today and i got a huge ammount of asspulp.

by Nick (logicaldiginick on AIM) February 27, 2003

asspulp

the asshole who sends you a stupid link to look at a definition for a word that you would never care about.

Yo man, nick is a fucking asspulp for sending me this link

by spudnick February 27, 2003

Asspollo

A nickname for the horrible character in the AMAZING WEBTOON Lore Olympus, Apollo, who rapes the main character, Persephone, and try’s to kill Daphne, as well as overthrow Zeus. So basically an absolute shit-hole excuse of a god and a horrible person that should rot in Tartarus.

Person 1: do you know what Apollo did?
Person 2: yes, I’m already plotting his demise!
Person 3: can I join in?
Person 1: of course! We ALL hate that stupid purple faced asshole!

(I really hate that stupid Asspollo!”

by Pink Cinnamon Roll March 19, 2023

Assdullah

Voluptuous batty boi.

Look at that assdullah over there. He knocks down so many things with that ass.

by Daal lover 123 March 11, 2021