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assless

a noun (usually a human) without an ass
that girl is assless
by Cybelle November 28, 2006
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Assless Wonder

A woman who is fine as hell but has no ass
Bitch is fine as shit but she's an Assless Wonder
by DraMatik July 1, 2009
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Assnossis

When a person is orally pleasuring another while their nose rubs the ass of that person, directly on the anus.
In addition to a great blowjob, my wife treated me with some assnossis.
by Frank Palace January 14, 2012
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Asslessness

A person who is the king or queen of not having an ass. One who is assless to an extreme.
Your asslessness astounds me!
by TimmPower December 31, 2009
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assless pants

Similar to chaps, but more like regular pants with the asses cut out
by KLP September 15, 2003
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Cherry, The Assless Watermelonsaurus

Cherry, The Assless Watermelonsaurus Is not a thick one.
Cherry, The Assless Watermelonsaurus is not thick. (Adj)
by Anton The White Knight owo August 17, 2019
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wearing assless chaps

we were waiting for Kiet so we could leave for the tournament, but he was cooking breakfast for his brother or something. His brother's got him wearing the assless chaps again.
by JP November 5, 2003
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