assless pants

Similar to chaps, but more like regular pants with the asses cut out

David Lee Roth constantly wore assless pants.

by KLP September 15, 2003

assless curlybird

a member of any number of species of grebes (a small, duck-like wild bird), most of which are only distinguishable at a distance from a duck due to their comparatively recessive hindquarters.

"I thought that was a duck sitting on the pond, but it didn't have much of an ass on it; it musta been an assless curlybird."

by Brodsgaard November 23, 2003

assless chaps

a brief escape hatch of someones ass in the rear end of there trousers orpants etc

a hooded night with a hole on his rear end (rectum) cutaway in pants trousers etc
assless chaps

by sucked duck October 14, 2008

Assless Chap

A friend of yours who has no measurable ass, thickness, or slap-hams

My man Kevin doesn't even has a sliver of ass, he's an assless chap!

by Soviet_Samuelson August 4, 2019

Assless House

Set in Tralee, this delightful film is based on true events. The protagonists are 3 morally uptight Afghans. They are innocently watching Tv when the sex crazed Gardai police raid the apartment they share. The Gardai planted bomb apperal in the aptartment for leverage on the heroes. When faced with such tyranny, the three Afghans decided to submit themselves to the Gardai's will as the peace loving Muslims don't want to be deported. What ufolds next is a film of sexual debauchery involvling sodmisation, midgets, anal insertions and ,inexplicably, a fully grown panda. After this cumfest ends the 3 ,now limp, Muslims leave with a new respect for the law.....and gay sex.

Garda: You will respect my authority....in Assless House

Mohammed: I WILL IF YOU GET THIS PANDA AWAY FROM MY ASS!!!!!

by Ishmael Sugrue March 6, 2008

Assless Asser

It's the guy who always talks, blabering much but he can't do whatever he says.

-Ya know I'll fuck you up man
-Assless Asser

by Tariel August 17, 2016

Assless Assing

The process of talking much and doing nothing.

-I'll go and hit that girl in the ass
-Man, stop assless assing, ya know you can't do it

by Tariel August 17, 2016