by KLP September 15, 2003
Get the assless pantsmug. a member of any number of species of grebes (a small, duck-like wild bird), most of which are only distinguishable at a distance from a duck due to their comparatively recessive hindquarters.
"I thought that was a duck sitting on the pond, but it didn't have much of an ass on it; it musta been an assless curlybird."
by Brodsgaard November 23, 2003
Get the assless curlybirdmug. by sucked duck October 14, 2008
Get the assless chapsmug. by Soviet_Samuelson August 4, 2019
Get the Assless Chapmug. Set in Tralee, this delightful film is based on true events. The protagonists are 3 morally uptight Afghans. They are innocently watching Tv when the sex crazed Gardai police raid the apartment they share. The Gardai planted bomb apperal in the aptartment for leverage on the heroes. When faced with such tyranny, the three Afghans decided to submit themselves to the Gardai's will as the peace loving Muslims don't want to be deported. What ufolds next is a film of sexual debauchery involvling sodmisation, midgets, anal insertions and ,inexplicably, a fully grown panda. After this cumfest ends the 3 ,now limp, Muslims leave with a new respect for the law.....and gay sex.
Garda: You will respect my authority....in Assless House
Mohammed: I WILL IF YOU GET THIS PANDA AWAY FROM MY ASS!!!!!
Mohammed: I WILL IF YOU GET THIS PANDA AWAY FROM MY ASS!!!!!
by Ishmael Sugrue March 6, 2008
Get the Assless Housemug. by Anton The White Knight owo August 17, 2019
Get the Cherry, The Assless Watermelonsaurusmug. we were waiting for Kiet so we could leave for the tournament, but he was cooking breakfast for his brother or something. His brother's got him wearing the assless chaps again.
by JP November 5, 2003
Get the wearing assless chapsmug.