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Assbandit

A guy who prefers another guy's hairy anus over a girl's vagina.
by a friend. July 1, 2003
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Ashland City

Breeding ground for the Redneck population of Tennessee. Some consider it the Redneck Captial of the South. Most of her residents prefer their hair short in the front and long in the back, a Tennessee Tophat if you will.

Many a roofer have found their way here in search of gainful employment with moderate success.
Pam: We gon get us a biscuit and a pepsssi down der at Arnge's Market on Bear Waller. They got the best biscuit's in all of Ashland City.
by Justin April 19, 2005
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Ashland Highschool

Mostly consists of white kids, a brazillion here n there, and like 5 n a half black kids. everyone u meet there is a stoner, go up to some1 and ask them to blaze n 9/10 times they'll say hellz yes n 7/10 times they'll even match you. there the usual social group as like any other school. lotta jocks, gay preps, skaters, nerds ect. the girls there dress mad slutty but hardly ever put out, you havta drive to framingham if you want to get laid. principal is mr cummings.. seriously never become a fuckin principle if ur last name is cummings, its 2 easy. teachers suck, to the crack head math teachers to the 50 replacment english teachers cuz they always getting knocked up and going on maternity leave. ashland aint that bad tho, i mean we got the skate park..o wait.. well we have the rope swing?...o ya they cut that down...well we have a train station?....god we suck..
where do you go to school?

ashland highschool...

..im sorry
by rawwrrrr October 17, 2008
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Ashland,WI

Questionable town with questionable living. Only good thing is Lake Superior.
I hate Ashland,WI everyone be tweakin.
by danthepovertyman April 1, 2021
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ashland rope swing

the only fun thing to do in ashland until some frigin framingham guy fell off it and ruined it for everyone
by ryan popsicle November 26, 2007
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asscandle

Smell this asscandle!
by Asshat Supreme May 11, 2003
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Ashland

An Ashland is very pretty and typically gets all the guys she is very athletic,nice and has many friends.
Oh my gosh it's Ashland what should I say?
by WardtheBeast June 24, 2016
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