asscracker

A white person who spends too much time around blacks and thus speaks Ebonics.

white guy 1 "yo maaan whachew doin?"
white guy 2 "I am not doing anything you Asscracker"

by shanesmokey October 26, 2005

asskickery

1) The ancient art of ass kicking.

2) Any unbelievable feat considered by many to be outrageous.

3) An unfair time at which none of your attempts to thwart the opposition will work.

4) The act of scoring multiple kills without opposition.

1) Wow. That asskickery was simply astounding.

2) Chris just punched a hole into that boulder! Such elegant asskickery!

3) This asskickery sucks! He should have died! That was at least 7 headshots! Screw BXR!

4) No one can stop my asskickery! I am God!

by FruitJuice August 28, 2009

Asshackery

A gaming version of bullshit, when it may seem like other players are hacking because they are getting unreasonable scores and have an advantage over the general public in the game.

Person 1: Dude, I just got spawn-killed 5 times in a row, what the fuck is up with this!?

Person 2: Seems like there's quite a bit of asshackery going on there.

by AGSizzler January 13, 2013

asscracker

Name of a ladies viscous raccoon

asscracker bit my finger

by aunt coll December 19, 2020

Asscracker

A mixture of the words ass, and firecracker. It refers to a wild little hot chick who loves ass to mouth. Usually referring to a step sister or step mom, in some cases maybe even a step brother.

Wow I nailed my step-grandma last night. I never knew she was an asscracker

by King boogy December 18, 2023

Asscracker

A fat fucking dipshit who never washes his ass and eats crackers all day.

Ewww look at him he is such an asscracker.

by SourceofAutism January 31, 2024