assglomerate

n. plural (assglomerates).

A cluster of diverse assholes will sometimes form an assglomerate. Smaller, mundane examples include your work, club and your own home, while the grand scale encompasses entire cities and transnational corporations.

"The average WoW guild is an assglomerate of different player types."

Jonathan Booth on WoW guilds.

by evilmevil August 9, 2009

assgob

An extreme amount of something; Similar in definition to "Buttload," "Shitload"

"Loni, I'm going to make an assgob of money on this next paycheck!"

by Crash21 February 18, 2008

assgoblin

To like giving it up the ass.

Nick is an assgoblin.

by Ozzy21 June 24, 2005

assgoblins

Assgoblins is a term for herpies of the asshole. The pain and sores are cuased by constant bites and sratches of the Assgoblins living in your anal crevice. Some people have intence forms of Assgoblins and some even have a city of Assgoblins in their gluteus maximus hole. Either way, if you suspect to have an Assgoblin or even a village of Assgoblins in your ass crack, then seek medaical attention immediately.

Bob: dude, i think i got a case of assgoblins
Frank: shit son, get that checked. i herd they spred like Paris Hilton's legs.
Bob: ah shit man i dont want assgoblins
Frank: well it looks like ur fucked my friend.

by Asssman February 4, 2008

assgobbler

An insult, meaning eating or stuffing your face full of ass. It can also mean having your breath smell like ass, or just being a gay person.

Brenden is such a fucking assgobbler.

by Lemon February 5, 2005

Assgobblin

A gobblin that originates from the ass. Usally used as an insult.

"Your an assgobblin."

by Jin Chaosus March 2, 2003

Assgobbler

1. ) Special breed of asshole\ignorant fuck, who just with their mere presence can make you consider chugging bleach or killing said assgobbler.

2. ) Someone who discovered what a rim job is and can't get enough of it.

1. ) Person : Bro, I can't believe that goddamn assgobbler broke into my crib, and fucked my lil sister in my fuckin bed after I just washed the sheets. Sorry mf even shoved his soiled condom in my pillow case before he left.

Person 2: Damn fuck that guy. Wanna fuck up his shit fam since he fucked ur sister?

Person : Hell yea ace.

2. ) My brother became an assgobbler after coming back from his business trip in Bangkok.

by KevinFallis May 3, 2018