assfingers

Coined in the late 90s, this term capably describes the best person in the universe.

assfingers is great and andamaroo is not.

by assFACE November 15, 2004

Afrigger

Think of the N word but associate it with Africans...you get Afriggers

Look at them dirty afriggers over there...

by aizuros September 2, 2022

assfingers

Overweight bald men with thick eyeglasses normally contract this illness though it has been known to exist outside of this stereotype.
Also referred to as shitsticks, assfingers is an illness that causes the index finger and middle finger to smell like a shitty asshole. Victims of assfingers can quickly be discovered while pointing something out to you or offering you a stick of gum.

"Jee-SUS! That dude behind the counter gave me directions. He pointed the place out on the map and I leaned over to grab a closer look and WHAM!! He's got assfingers in a bad way. Thought I was gonna straight pass out, I swear to God!"

by DreamKing29 March 10, 2009

assflogger

a person who enjoys spanking of the ass.

dude, hes such an assflogger...look at him smackin up on that girl while fucking her doggy style.

by lauren February 7, 2004

assfingers

The worst thing imaginable. Something you would rather die than become.

Become assfingers? I'd rather star in a snuff film.

by sarkathstic November 17, 2004

Assjigger

a person that can clap with their butt cheeks or shake their butt or a person that is mean.

Tara was being an Assjigger at the party.

by Cour-tahh-ney February 20, 2008

Assfinger

Finger you scratch your arsehole with

Smell my assfinger

by Rachel Barbour March 20, 2017