An assdick is a penis that eminates and protrudes from the ass. Those with an assdick were either born with it, or had it surgically grafted on by a man known only as Dr. Bob.
The purpose of the assdick is to block the entrace of unwanted objects (such as other penises) into the anal cavity. When the assdick senses an incoming threat, it immediately erects to disallow entry.
The purpose of the assdick is to block the entrace of unwanted objects (such as other penises) into the anal cavity. When the assdick senses an incoming threat, it immediately erects to disallow entry.
OMG that fag tried to buttfuck me, but luckily my trusty assdick was able to protect my anal virginity.
by Nigpunisher July 16, 2007
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A - Always
S - Silently
S - Shut
D - Doors
I - In
C - Case of
K - Kleptomaniacs
ASSDICK can be used as an easy and effective method to prevent your house and/or property from being burglarized, or broken in to.
A - Always
S - Silently
S - Shut
D - Doors
I - In
C - Case of
K - Kleptomaniacs
ASSDICK can be used as an easy and effective method to prevent your house and/or property from being burglarized, or broken in to.
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Man, that girl over there is so assdicting!
Look at Chris - he's staring at that girl's booty...he is soooo assdicted!
Look at Chris - he's staring at that girl's booty...he is soooo assdicted!
by Wanderingpig September 24, 2005
Get the assdicted mug.noun - A dick long enough to be tucked into the asshole slash sphincter.
adjective - a person who is enough of a jerk to be called an ass and a dick at once i.e. one who is a rude/mean and a tool at once and possibly all of the time.
adjective - a person who is enough of a jerk to be called an ass and a dick at once i.e. one who is a rude/mean and a tool at once and possibly all of the time.
Bobby Joe comes walking down the hall with his shirt collar popped and blatantly ignores Claudia when she says hello to him; she turns to her biffel Amanda and says "Wow. What an assdick."
by pandarex November 24, 2009
Get the assdick mug.the little bits of dirt your wash off during a shower or just filth in general you may find in between your ass cheeks
by beatlefan07 August 22, 2008
Get the assdirt mug.When your prolapsed rectum sticks out so far that when you stand sideways naked it looks like you have a dick sticking out of your ass.
by J. Addams December 14, 2008
Get the assdick mug.Contraction or shorthand for the more common phrase, "dicking (someone) up the ass." Anal sex, male or female. Can be used as a noun or a verb, see below.
"Did anyone here assdick last night?" "How many guys did you assdick last weekend, Fred?"
Verb: "I assdicked that cutie in the barroom bathroom, he was SOOO hot..."
Verb: "I assdicked that cutie in the barroom bathroom, he was SOOO hot..."
by Joseph E. November 6, 2004
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