urbana assoholica

A subspecies of homo sapiens, who are "city-bred assholes", completely disconnected from appreciating the calmness & realities of village life, or life in the forests, deserts & mountains

"Hey, Rahul! Look at the birds flying over the sunset sky against the backdrop of mountains!"
"Bah! That's boring as shit. Let's make some noise, throw some money & partayy!"
"You're not human, dude. You are homo sapiens urbana assoholica"

by dushta chapatai September 3, 2016

assoholic

Someone who cannot help being an asshole, all the time.

As a teenager, I was addicted to being a moron, a real assoholic.

by CharlesF October 9, 2006

Assoholic

Someone, be it male or female, who is addicted to being an asshole 24/7. As if they get off on making others feel miserable. They take pride, have bragging rights and stories only tollerable after a few beers on your own, of their assoholic ways.

"Did you meet Michael tonight, isn't he such an assoholic?!?!

by SaRaHeVe March 29, 2011

assoholic

Self absorbed, abusive, infantile, narcissistic, loud, selfish, intimidating, incapable of admitting error or taking responsibility ...(everything wrong is someone else's fault), rude, mean spirited, cruel, deceptive, phoney, con artist, cowardly...yet aggressively bullying, jealous, possessive and superficially dominant.

There are blatantly obvious dumb assoholics...some of which wind up in jail......but the more clever ones are skilled at finding victims and they gravitate towards positions of power...where they try to establish personality cults around their peculiar pathology.

Many people in prison are assoholics....but so are many people who have risen to the top of our private and public sectors.

by Nickie Newark March 4, 2014

Assoholic

To be an uncontrolable ass.

An Amazing word that should be used 3 times a day.

I didnt mean to be such and Assoholic.

Your an Assoholic.

by K-Teezy, Dar-Neezy, Rick The assoholic December 29, 2008

asscoholic

A perennially mean and unreasonable drunk.

When my boyfriend drinks hard liquor he morphs into an irrational, combative jerk. I sadly realize that he is an Asscoholic.

by Chrysanthemumzie January 27, 2015

Assoholic

A guy that can't get enough ass. loves anal sex and says booty more than necessary.

"He always smells!" "Thats because he is an assoholic, and he always gets some."

by bOwLiNg4bRoTh85 May 30, 2006