asscock

From the movie "Jay and Silent Bob strike back" Means Donkey Penis.

I need to log on every day just to make sure you two arent taking a mouthfull of ASSCOCK to pay the rent.

by Darcy January 14, 2005

Assgobbler

One who excessively sucks anus to the extent that it makes his breath smell very shitty.

Man, Delbert is a real assgobbler. He's so full of shit that his breath stinks

by Smilin1 April 19, 2010

asscorn

the popcorn that falls under your ass when you are in a theatre.

Dude, stop eating that nasty asscorn!

by cheesemaster February 19, 2005

asscone

an emoticon made when a "<" and a "3" are combined to form a sideways heart, used to express one's love for another. The result appears to be a cone covered with an ass.

I asscone my family a whole lot.

by Me December 9, 2004

Assjob

The act of sliding one's penis between the ass cheeks of another; sliding the "hot dog" between the "buns".

"Wendy giggled as she gave her male friend Mike an assjob". Many people in today's society do not classify assjobs as sexual activity; they are more like massages, and thus can be shared between friends.

by AllessioV July 26, 2017

asscoustics

The tone and pitch at which your fart sounds.

Man, I farted in the church pew and the asscoustics were heavenly!

by 556boyer April 24, 2011

asscork

Idiot or moron: a slightly superior tone is implied.

That asscork 'poljana' needs to get a life!

by GeekNDS March 13, 2008