AssBlaster9000

a secret weapon hidden from the general public by the United States government
often equipped between two buttocks, this deadly yet silent weapon was used extensively in the Farting Wars of 2056

Ex. 1 - HOLY SHIT I JUST GOT ASSBLASTED WITH AN ASSBLASTER9000
Ex. 2 - Man 1 - I hear that George Bush is using the secret Assblaster 9000 to take down those dirty sandniggers
Man 2 - Yeah I hear that too
George Bush - YEE HAW MOTHERFUCKERS WOOOOOOOOOO
Ex 3 - Girl 1 - Some dude just tried this move called the assblaster 9000 on me
Girl 2 - Yeah that happens sometimes
George Bush - THAT WAS ME MOTHERFUCKERS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Adolf McFucknugget n fries April 19, 2014

assbestos

a naturally occurring, pubic compound commonly found stuck to the end of a penis after anal sex. The inhalation or ingestion of assbestos fibres can cause serious illnesses such a faecal poisoning or pink eye.

Jimmy is currently suing his boss after he was repeatedly exposed to dangerous assbestos fibres.

by Mhaggis November 4, 2011

Assbastard

An arrogant prick lacking a father figure in his life.

Jim Hedican is such an assbastard

by Tyx2 November 20, 2007

Sexy Ass Beast

1. One who is sexy beyond all reason.

2. A person who is extremely attractive (can be know yo be promiscuous).

Damn, Shelby is one Sexy Ass Beast!!!!

by pztpoct October 30, 2013

Assbastard

Child conceived by an unmarried woman having unplanned anal sex.

Farouk is a total assbastard.

by Blkprep May 1, 2018

assbeat

A term used to describe an individual that has the ability to dominate another individual or group of individuals in a distasteful and embarrassing manner - mainly used to describe raid or particularly difficult groupable mobs in Everquest.

"Oh man, this guy is an assbeat"

"We got fucked over by that assbeat."

"Our raid was going pretty well until the assbeat woke up.. it was like throwing a young schoolboy in between two Catholic priests and watching them fight to the death."

by Aaidyin September 30, 2008

Assblaster

An animal that can fly by ripping a huge fart and lighting it.

Holy Crap! An assblaster

by Shablam October 26, 2003