ride my ass

Following someone to close behind in another car as if they are touching the bumper.

I was so upset at the other driver behind me. I stopped my car and asked why they had to ride my ass for the past mile. I thought they were going to hit my bumper if I slammed my brakes.

by Purdue Alumni December 7, 2017

Ride fast eat ass

when you ride fast on your bicycle to your side chicks house and just nom nom nom on dat ass

kevin: bro where you at

chad: im bout to go to go ride fast eat ass
kevin: ooh you go bro

by coochiecloutlord November 23, 2018

ride or die down ass bitch

A female that aint 'fraid of going to jail for her man.. Never rats him out and takes it all for him... Is down for anything will scrap for him no matter how big the mofo is... Is ready to go to whaeva lengths she has to ta make sure food is on the table... strip, sell.. jo0 name it.. Cleanz and co0ks for him and takes care of the fam and lets no one come between what they have she would even kill for him

I'm a ride or die down ass bitch.. I got the sass and I ain't 'fraid to go to jail for my man.. been there done that Ready to do it again for him... I have fought males 3x the size of me for him and I ain't 'fraid to kill for him... You fuck with him then it's your fault not mine His house is always clean when he comes home the baby is always fed and taken care of and his plate of food is always made and hot I hustle for him and I was hustling your money when he got laid off... SO get like me bitches

by BadAzzBitch August 10, 2009

her ass is a spaceship I want to ride

I want to bugger her.

See buttseckz

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

ass-rider

One who uses hatred, shit-talking or even lying as a quick way to gain success, and notoriety from others.

-"Even though she got a lot of friends, I wouldn't even try to talk to her if I were you."

-"Why wouldn't you talk to her?"
-"Because she's an ass-rider!"
-"Oh! So that's why a lot of people don't like her!"

by Mr.Unconcious July 3, 2011

Ass rider

Shrek from Shrek

Person 1: I saw Shrek riding his ass, he's an ass rider!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Don't you know? Ass means donkey!
Person 2: Ohhhh

by hibiji February 27, 2025

Fat Ass Rider

A "Fat Ass Rider" is a person (typically male) involved in a bike-riding race on the road, with their ass and crack showing to all drivers behind.

"Oh, pull up your pants you Fat Ass Rider!"

by PiggyFucboi September 28, 2017