jive ass turkey

a fool; someone who thinks they're cool but is really stupid; what black guys eat for Thanksgiving.

by jerome March 10, 2003

Yo, help yo'sef to sum o' dat jive ass turkey I brought fo' dinnah.

by Baretta April 15, 2003

Jive ass turkey

Language you haven't heard in a long time since it's been replaced with newer, softer language like everything else.

Why doesn't that jive ass turkey get a fuckin job so he can get a car and drive through the drive thru like everyone else?

explosive nuclear diarrhea from eating massive amounts of turkey.

after thanksgiving i had a serious bout of turkey ass.

by concerned quaker October 19, 2009

a phrase commonly used by small african american primary schoolers to describe a classmates non-suspecting bent over ass

girl : *bending down to go through her bag*

boy: “damn girl, you got a turkey ass!”

Some one who is a massive duche bag and scares all the girls away

Why did haily leave to get away from vlads turkey ass

by Sodding wanker August 10, 2017

When the ass is just too round perfect and juicy.