Ass Puppeteer

A person given the asinine task of teaching the stupid, unteachable persons of substandard intelligence.

The professor came back with the test, and the first words out of his mouth were, "boy, do I feel like an Ass Puppeteer in this class."

by ChessFella July 3, 2012

Ass Puppets

Someone who doesnt have enough personality to be considered human, but a as an asspuppet

Big Daddy and Spoofyoris are ass puuppets!

by ketchup2k3 September 16, 2004

asspuppet

A pompous blow-hard with little or no redeeming social value much like a terd which hangs from the anus and requires you to make it "dance like a puppet" to get it to fall into the toilet.

Steven is a total asspuppet.

by David December 9, 2003

Assmuppet

A auipped remark one makes in jest to a friend after they commit some foolish action.

In jest, Lysander dubbed Bob an assmuppet for his clumsiness which rendered him on his rear when he walked blindly into a pole.

by MaliceBliss November 7, 2003

assmuppet

person of unintelligent or blundering character.

Which of you assmuppets was trying to get ITP off of Mully?

by Morphy <3 August 18, 2003

Asspuppet

Some one who talks all kinds of shit thru their ass almost as if strings were attached to their turd cutter

Brian,the shit talking pickle puffer he is,was being a freaking asspuppet when he tried denying his true love for the shim

by Rob(pcm at the shore) January 18, 2003