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Gas, grass, or ass

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The holy trinity when it comes to the payment for getting a ride from someone

Gas - the first way of payment for a ride
Grass - The payment when someone doesn't have cash and is a guy but have weed
Ass - the way born females pay a guy bc they don't have cash or grass
And no one rides for free
Gas, grass, or ass the way to pay someone for a ride but usually gas is first used as payment but females usually pay with da ass, grass is the payment when someone doesn't have gas money , and ass is only used when born females don't have gas money or grass
by Dr.Snake53 May 13, 2018
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gas, ass, or grass

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What some people consider the rules of hitchhiking, where the hitchhiker, upon pickup or throughout the trip, must either provide: 1)Gas for the car, 2)Some type of sexual satisfaction, or 3)Some type of drug, usually marijuana.
Hitchhiker: Yo dude, can i get a ride?
Dude: Gas, ass, or grass.
Hitchhiker: *pulls out baggie* Grass.
by punkbass_20x6 January 15, 2006
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When someone asks you to drive them somewhere, they can pay with gas, ass, or grass. Gas(money for gas), ass(a sexual favor), grass(marjuana).
Ling Ling: "I just drove you all the way to Africa. You know the rules... gas, grass, or ass."(gas, ass, or grass)
by mikec00l January 5, 2009
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When a girl or a homosexual is getting fingered in the ass and gets so turned on that they cant stop pushing out like they are shitting except nothing comes out.
I fingered him/her so good last night that he/she had an ass orgasm.
by Dejos May 15, 2006
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