Bite my shiny metal ass

(imp) The glorious act of taking the shiny backplate of the universe's greatest bending unit up in the middle of your filthy jaws and drawing upon it on a bite-ry fashion. (Note: People with magnets or other weird appendages need not apply. Side effects may include awesome folk music. If you're a hot chick contact your Bender at 1-800-IMTHEGREATEST)

Yes, i said i was the greatest. You got a problem with that? I'LL KILL YOU!

"The human race can bite my shiny metal ass!"
―Bender

by [e-mail] March 3, 2017

Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass

The common phrase of the bending unit, named Bender, from the T.V show, Futurama. The catch phrase can also be seen as, "Bite my shiny, metal ass!"

Drunk Idiot: "Hey, little girl. Want some weed?"
Savage Smart-Ass Girl: "Kiss my shiny metal ass!" *Kicks drunk man in the shin and runs off*
Bystander: "Like the girl said, fuck you!" *Kicks drunk man in the crotch*

by Ender Piggy April 13, 2017

Bite My Shiney Metal Ass

1) To suggest that the offending party may partake of either your attached false hind-quarters or a metalic farm animal.

2) A popular phrase from everybody's favorite drinking-smoking-robot.

"Hey! You have to pay that fine!"
- "Bite my shiney metal Ass!"

by Uncle Himler July 29, 2005

metal up your ass

A phrase coined by Metallica. It's logo includes a toilet with a knife sticking out of it.

Reporter- Do you have anything to say to the public?
Dave mustain- METAL UP YOUR ASS!!!
*Cut to metallica cheering and flipping off the camera*

by Nighthawk41 May 28, 2008

Metal up your ass!

(Reffering to people who don't like metal.) One gets overwhelmed with metal until they bow down before the masters.

Jon - I think metal is stupid, all there is to it is just noise and screaming.
James - Metal up your ass faggot!!!! You have no idea what your talking about, and no idea what metal is, or any clue as to what it's all about. Fuck you and fuck your opinion cuz you are fucking gay!!!!

by creeping_jon May 3, 2003

Metal up your ass!

A term used to insult people who like the music of an inferior genre such as punk or emo. This phrase is directed at the person who the user is talking to, not the user themself. Metal may not be replaced in this phrase by an inferior muscial genre.

Metal up your ass you fucking cunt

by metal kid May 14, 2005

Metal up ur ass

Another way to say Metal up your ass.

Reporter- Do you have anything to say to the public?
Dave Mustaine- METAL UP UR ASS!!!
*Cut to Metallica cheering and flipping off the camera*

by DeathMagnetic October 15, 2008