(imp) The glorious act of taking the shiny backplate of the universe's greatest bending unit up in the middle of your filthy jaws and drawing upon it on a bite-ry fashion. (Note: People with magnets or other weird appendages need not apply. Side effects may include awesome folk music. If you're a hot chick contact your Bender at 1-800-IMTHEGREATEST)
Yes, i said i was the greatest. You got a problem with that? I'LL KILL YOU!
Yes, i said i was the greatest. You got a problem with that? I'LL KILL YOU!
by bender@iloveBender.com March 3, 2017
Get the Bite my shiny metal assmug. The common phrase of the bending unit, named Bender, from the T.V show, Futurama. The catch phrase can also be seen as, "Bite my shiny, metal ass!"
Drunk Idiot: "Hey, little girl. Want some weed?"
Savage Smart-Ass Girl: "Kiss my shiny metal ass!" *Kicks drunk man in the shin and runs off*
Bystander: "Like the girl said, fuck you!" *Kicks drunk man in the crotch*
Savage Smart-Ass Girl: "Kiss my shiny metal ass!" *Kicks drunk man in the shin and runs off*
Bystander: "Like the girl said, fuck you!" *Kicks drunk man in the crotch*
by Ender Piggy April 13, 2017
Get the Kiss My Shiny Metal Assmug. 1) To suggest that the offending party may partake of either your attached false hind-quarters or a metalic farm animal.
2) A popular phrase from everybody's favorite drinking-smoking-robot.
2) A popular phrase from everybody's favorite drinking-smoking-robot.
by Uncle Himler July 29, 2005
Get the Bite My Shiney Metal Assmug.