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ass jockey

by cooter April 25, 2003
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ass jockey

As defined by the name, someone who fucks in the anus rectum, strictly homosexual. aka jesse B.
I heard that bitch ass punk jesse B. is also an ass jockey. What a fuckstick.
by Vincent June 27, 2004
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ass-jockey

A mother fucker who cheats on a beautiful girl with a fat ass. Yet amazingly gets away with it because a) beautiful girl is too forgiving and b)has a pretty sweet whip.
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Darnell
That guy cheated on that girl, what an ass jockey, yo.
by Juloria April 20, 2005
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Bitchin on your jock ass

The reverse of jockin on your bitch ass. Meaning to nag at a sport participant.
A (to jock): Why don't you ever pick up your cleats or wash that jersey, Tony?

B(observer): Man, she needs to stop bitchin on your jock ass.
by Pseudo-McCoy October 23, 2009
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Punk-Ass Book Jockies

Librarians. Also Library.

(as defined by Parks & Recreation on NBC)
by advs89 October 5, 2011
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jock ass

A well known athlete who repeatedly makes poor decisions.
A-Rod can't get out of his own way he is such a jock ass.
by Mr Fair April 5, 2009
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Jock ass

When a man has a big butt due to being highly athletic.
"Jock ass? Is that like jock-itch or something?"

"No bro, it just means you're caked up from all those squats and lunges we do during football practice."
by ColorlessAngelz October 30, 2023
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