ass from a hole in the ground

Someone who is clueless

He doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.

by Muncy Reader May 5, 2016

you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground

"You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground." Illustrate with a pen and paper drawing a circle and a cracked circle. Now ask which is your ass and which is the hole in the ground. Subject points to cracked circle and you mock while pointing to their real derriere.

After listening to untruthful gibberish, you say to person, "you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground."

by 13Ronbets May 16, 2016

Ass Frosting

(1) When having anal sex, you pull out and cum on her butt.

(2) A very stupid person's behavior

(1) "Things were feeling so good, I gave her a little ass frosting"

(2) "Get off of me with your ass frosting!"

by J.T. in KS January 13, 2009

You're fucking your ass from within

This is when the shit you take is extremely painful, or there's a dick that's coming out of your ass. Whichever is your case.

Person 1: I had a painful shit today.
Person 2: Oh, you're fucking your ass from within.
Person 1: What?

by betard6000 June 23, 2021

not know ones ass from ones elbow

(variants; a hole in the ground may replace ones Elbow)
To be cofused aboutr something.

Some people on this dictionary do not know thier asses from thier elbows.

by Light Joker June 12, 2004

bitch ass from hell

one whose bitchiness surpasses the realm of this world; a bitch who has spawned from the depths of hell.

"That bitch ass from hell cut me off!"

"That stupid bitch ass from hell can kiss my ass"

by Sadra August 25, 2006

ass frosting

Doing a line of coke off a hooker's ass.

Damn, man, for only $30 bucks I could get a little ass frosting from her.

by biocat89 December 14, 2010