ass cream 

Function: abbreviation
"Assorted Creams"

The box of Russell Stover Assorted Creams was abbreviated "RS Ass Cream" on the receipt from the pharmacy.

ass cream by RyeBeachPharm February 5, 2010

ass cream 

When their is cum/seamen in your bum.

Man i was so drunk last night that when i woke up i had ass cream i dont even know how

ass cream by ur bother June 3, 2010

ass cream 

The art of being a dumb ass

trying to make progress with a chick and a friend walks up and says "So hows your girlfriend?" What a ass cream.

ass cream by Dickwadd July 15, 2006

ass cream 

The shit that looks like lotion when it slides out of your asshole. It's delicious :D

When i took a shit last night it looked liked ass cream, so I put it in a basket and made some urine all over it and then shoved a dildo up my own ass. It was dank.

ass cream by the cream pie master 69 January 26, 2010

ass cream 

also called preperation h 2.a dumb ass prep

britney is a ass crem/whipe
2.i use ass cream its good on the hole

ass cream by ??? February 5, 2003

Ass Cream 

Creampie in the ass.

Come here, let me give you an ass cream.

Ass Cream by xShakey September 7, 2021

Ass Cream Sundae 

An Ass Cream Sundae is created when one empties a full can of whipped cream in the ass of their partner (spoon-feeding in a container of Cool Whip is an acceptable substitute contingent on their elasticity) and then proceeds to eat it out.

I can't believe he fixed himself an Ass Cream Sundae on our first date; that bastard cleaned out every damn drop!

Ass Cream Sundae by Racer XXX December 27, 2018