Ass burger
Attempting to lodge your penis between your legs and placing it in-between your arse crack to give it the appearance of a burger. The penis being the meat and the arse being the buns. This move has become popular at parties and a man that can complete this routine is considered a god... for about 30 seconds until others realize how fucking retarded it is.
Attempting to lodge your penis between your legs and placing it in-between your arse crack to give it the appearance of a burger. The penis being the meat and the arse being the buns. This move has become popular at parties and a man that can complete this routine is considered a god... for about 30 seconds until others realize how fucking retarded it is.
'Holy shit! Michael is attempting the ass burger... for the first time.'
'Russel had just completed the ass burger... but then shit himself'
'Candace attempted the ass burger... but stopped when realizing she had no penis'
'After 8 cum shots, Larry helped Dev complete his ass burger routine'
'Russel had just completed the ass burger... but then shit himself'
'Candace attempted the ass burger... but stopped when realizing she had no penis'
'After 8 cum shots, Larry helped Dev complete his ass burger routine'
by MrMintPlaza June 11, 2009
Get the Ass Burgermug. A play on words, and joke version of asperger's syndrome. Used as the title of the South Park episode Ass Burgers, S15 E8.
Nurse Bronski: Why are there hamburgers in your underwear?
Cartman: Are you serious? How can there be- Oh my God! You're saying I have ass burgers??
Nurse Bronski: This doesn't make sense. Are you trying to sneak food into the school or something?
Cartman: What are you talking about?? I got vaccinated from the school, and now clearly I have Assburgers!
Nurse Bronski: Very funny!
Cartman: Well I'm glad you think Assburgers is funny! Just note my condition on your records there!
Nurse Bronski: Get out of my office!
Cartman: Are you serious? How can there be- Oh my God! You're saying I have ass burgers??
Nurse Bronski: This doesn't make sense. Are you trying to sneak food into the school or something?
Cartman: What are you talking about?? I got vaccinated from the school, and now clearly I have Assburgers!
Nurse Bronski: Very funny!
Cartman: Well I'm glad you think Assburgers is funny! Just note my condition on your records there!
Nurse Bronski: Get out of my office!
by CryingTaco69 December 5, 2020
Get the Ass burgersmug. by ARACNAPHOD November 9, 2011
Get the Ass Burgersmug. by Camboni May 29, 2007
Get the Ass Burgermug. Someone puts a cooked hamburger patty in between another person's butt cheeks and eats it. It is optional to add condiments and vegetables too.
by TheAlmightyKLEFT November 11, 2010
Get the ass burgermug. by TrollBananaMan123 May 21, 2017
Get the Ass Burgersmug. by sweet dood!!!1111 January 10, 2009
Get the ass burgermug.