baboon ass

When you (a male) grab the top of your scrotum near the didick, squeezing the nuts until they are tightly displayed against the scrotum flesh. Best when displayed through the fly of your pants, and then asking a cute girl if she has ever seen a baboon's ass.

Have you ever seen a baboon's ass?

by Joe January 10, 2004

baboon ass

When a balding male gets sunburn on the top of his head. The red bald spot on the top of his head, partly covered with hair, will show an uncanny resemblance with a baboons backside.

He should have covered his head, not he's got a headache and a baboon ass...

by Demarates May 14, 2006

Baboon Ass

{noun). When a man gets up from a sitting or squatting position too quickly, inadvertently having his scrotum slip between his legs. As he straightens up, they get trapped tightly underneath his ass cheeks, thus displaying swollen genitalia turning red like that of a baboon.

"I regret wearing boxers today because I got up too fast and got instant baboon ass! Now my balls hurt!"

by Mr. Bravo December 21, 2008

baboon ass

The rear end of a small hatch-back car when red brake lights are illuminated.

Take the corner with a sense of adventure, motherfucker. I don'want to see your baboon ass!

by aaus February 11, 2008

Baboon Ass

Condition in which one's asshole becomes inflamed or dilated or otherwise raw, often due to poor diet (i.e., too much red meat) or overstimulation of general area.

After years of eating spicy meats and high-starch foods, Reginald found that even a slight breeze could send shockwaves across his baboon ass.

by Aloicious September 9, 2003

baboon ass

Sonbodys face because they are ugly.

What are you gonna do for a face when that baboon wants his ass back?

by Paul April 9, 2004

Baboon Ass

A Baboon Ass a person somehow attached to a managers or bosses asshole by their nose.

An ASSistant to the manager/boss who has near syphilitic delusions of grandeur and power, who shoots streams of frothing orgasm at the chance to dish out work or pass on pointless messages, pick up rubbish or do mountains of overtime at the behest of their workplace overlord.

Marguerite shot hot wads of frothing orgasm as Gerry-anne explained to her his need for someone to stay behind and monitor the lateshift workers.

Bernardo is such a Baboon Ass, he follows the boss around like his nose is glued to her ass.

by B_C_L March 27, 2009