Ashmula

Jewish slang for being featured in a gay porno

I’m gonna tie you up and ashmula you

by ChrisTheBiscuit February 6, 2022

Ashland Oregon

A beautiful quaint town on Southern Oregon surrounded by mountains. There is much to do outdoors including hiking, skiing, mountain biking. But other than that in Town the only thing to do is to drink at bars. The city council and the chamber of commerced have been successful at squashing any attempts at creativity because they see it as competition to the main tourist attraction: The Shakespeare Festival. So there is no venue for bands to play unless you are a big well known band, but the town is too small to draw a big enough crowd. The people there are very interesting. New Agers, hippies, burners, artists, stoners, single moms, and crazy people. Everyone has dated everyone else. Nobody has a job but they grow weed. Relationships don't last so people turn to drugs and alcohol. The town is a bubble of beauty and unreality leading some people to think that there is something added to the water supply. There literally is water fountains that have lithium in the water. It is hard to leave and once you have been there, you will always come back.

I miss Ashland Oregon, it is so easy there!

by powderheader February 26, 2011

Ashlan

A really funny guy/girl that's really chill and everybody loves. Is outgoing and has a positive look on everything and does their own thing

Wow I love Jack he's so funny and chill such a Ashlan

by Fjgjff March 31, 2017

Ashlakh

The act of breaking a female's jaw and repeatedly thrusting ones penis as far as he can down her throat while listening to death metal.

George: Hey Gugenheim! Got any plans this Friday night?

Gugenheim: yeah I'm gonna Ashlakh my Mom against a cinder block. How bout you?

by Dick Widebum August 25, 2019

Ashland City

Breeding ground for the Redneck population of Tennessee. Some consider it the Redneck Captial of the South. Most of her residents prefer their hair short in the front and long in the back, a Tennessee Tophat if you will.

Many a roofer have found their way here in search of gainful employment with moderate success.

Pam: We gon get us a biscuit and a pepsssi down der at Arnge's Market on Bear Waller. They got the best biscuit's in all of Ashland City.

by Justin April 19, 2005

ashlatized

when someone becomes helllaa tight bc they had an opifiny about ashley and how shes so amzing

looks like kyle got ashlatized...look how sexy he is.

by iamgayandsexy February 20, 2011

ashlawn school

The shittiest school in the UK by far . No other schools has a variety of neeks and drug dealers quite like Ashlawn . Not to forget the outstanding headteacher who didn’t steal all their money ;) . The school is situated on drugby and is one of the worst in the uk

Oh you poor thing , you go to Ashlawn School ?

by Olioli October 16, 2019