Ashton Irwin is in a band called 5 Seconds of Summer. He is the sex god of drumming. He is Austrailian. His smile makes you stop breathing. He is the sexiest man alive and is basically living sex.
by 5SecondsOfMashton May 31, 2013
Get the Ashton Irwinmug. Ashton Irwin is a sexy drummer from a smokin hot band called 5 Seconds Of Summer. He always wears tops which reveal his muscular dummer arms and sometimes these tops make him have a nip slip but its okay because its Ashton. He also has these oh so cute dimples which make you wanna puke. He has sexy messy curls on his head what make me wanna puncture my heart.
All in all he is a sexy piece of ass whos mating call is jigglypuff.
All in all he is a sexy piece of ass whos mating call is jigglypuff.
"Do you know Ashton Irwin?"
"Oh yeah, he plays in that band right? I want him to bang me like he bangs them drums."
"Jigglypuff"
"Oh yeah, he plays in that band right? I want him to bang me like he bangs them drums."
"Jigglypuff"
by Ashtons Wife June 16, 2013
Get the Ashton Irwinmug. Michael Clifford girl: awe, Michael is such a kitten
Luke Hemmings girl: awe, Luke is such a penguin
Calum Hood girl: awe, Calum is such a puppy
Ashton Irwin girl aka me: holy fuck, Ashton is such a daddy.
Luke Hemmings girl: awe, Luke is such a penguin
Calum Hood girl: awe, Calum is such a puppy
Ashton Irwin girl aka me: holy fuck, Ashton is such a daddy.
by broken boy meets broken girl October 2, 2017
Get the Ashton Irwinmug. by alwaystired2300 April 14, 2019
Get the Ashton Irwinmug. *Ashton irwins feet Instagram story post*
5sos stans; “Ahston, We get it you like feet. But don't you sell socks? PUT THEM ON!!”
5sos stans; “Ahston, We get it you like feet. But don't you sell socks? PUT THEM ON!!”
by Niallhorans_ankles28 August 25, 2021
Get the Ashton Irwins feetmug. Here we have the sexiest bull of meat ever. Considered one of the bests drummers actually in the worls and the drummer and composer of 5 SECONDS OF SUMMER. He could be the best idol ever, who cares about the fandom and cuteAF.
ALSO HE WILL TAKE YOU TO THE BED AND HE WILL LACE YOUR HANDS AT YOUR BACK. HE WILL COVER YOUR EYES BUT YOU'LL SEE THE STARS ANYWAY BECAUSE HE'LL HIT YOU AS HARD AS HE HITS THE DRUMS. (you know what i mean)
Synonymous: DADDY.
ALSO HE WILL TAKE YOU TO THE BED AND HE WILL LACE YOUR HANDS AT YOUR BACK. HE WILL COVER YOUR EYES BUT YOU'LL SEE THE STARS ANYWAY BECAUSE HE'LL HIT YOU AS HARD AS HE HITS THE DRUMS. (you know what i mean)
Synonymous: DADDY.
by theredheadhat December 29, 2016
Get the Ashton Fletcher Irwinmug.