Ashton Kutcher

An untalented acting monkey, who to some people is actually funny. He has made millions of dollars pulling dumbass, tasteless jokes on celebrities, while simultaneously have either A) having massive ADHD attacks or B) having large seizures. Both performed on a stool.

Child: Mommy, what's wrong with that monkey on the TV?

Mother: He's Ashton Kutcher. And I don't know, Billy. I don't know.

Ashton Kutcher by FightClubber December 29, 2008

Ashton Kutcher

the most overrated actor right now. he tries so hard to be funny but it's embarrassing how but he is when he tries. it's highly doubtful he ever took acting school.

oh look, ashton kutcher is making an ass of himself on punk'd again.

Ashton Kutcher by RayH January 15, 2004

ashton kutcher

A long-haired hippie who bangs Demi Moore.

Hosts a shitty pop-culture television show called "Punk'd," but infact should host a show called, "Pussy-whip'd," which shows pussy-whipped males get 0wned by non-pussy-whipped males.

Lisa: OMGZOZRZ!!111 PUNK'''D SI ON!111

Intelligent people: Just stfu. We don't want to hear it, bitch.

ashton kutcher by Canned Duck December 22, 2003

Ashton Kutcher

An alternative name for a really chronic strain of marijuana named Kush

Kutcher sounds like Kush

Instances of term used in main stream media:

"Light that Ashton Kutcher"

-Blunt Blowin - Lil Wayne

"Ashin' Kusher" by Kid Cudi

Hurry up and light up that Ashton Kutcher, im tryin to get baked son.

Roll up that Ashton Kutcher bro.

Ashton Kutcher by Pnizzle126 February 11, 2012

ashton kutcher

man-child that that makes a living pulling childish pranks on celebrities

John: Did you see that immature guy back there acting like a 10 year old?

Bill: Yeah, he's such an Ashton Kutcher

ashton kutcher by RockStar08 January 20, 2007

Ashton Kutcher

an effeminate hippie "stick man" who is bangin an old skank gettin some of them Bruce Willis leave-ins

i wouldn't stick my dick in a bowl of Bruce Willis's man-pudding

Ashton Kutcher by ew goo September 4, 2004

ashton kutcher

A low-talent "actor/model" and ladies man that likes MILFs. From... That 70's Show, Punk'd, and crappy movies.

Ashton Kutcher was scoping out your mom dude.

ashton kutcher by deez-nillas September 30, 2003