shitty asexual

Lindsey

Wow, Lindsey is a shitty asexual

by lesbianmenace October 15, 2020

Self-Asexual

When one enjoys to sexually please their partner but they do not, however, enjoy being pleasured themselves .

"Oh, I'm Self-Asexual, it's okay!"

by letsgetcats June 7, 2018

Asexual (+: A catch-all for all other identities and orientations not covered by the specific letters.)

What i call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Asexual (+: A catch-all for all other identities and orientations not covered by the specific letters.)

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

Asexuals Invade Denmark

There is an estimated 76,000,000 asexuals worldwide.

The current population of Australia is 24.5 million people.

There are MORE ASEXUALS THAN THERE ARE AUSTRALIANS.

The Troll tracer machine from the South Park funny show is from Denmark, so asexuals invade Denmark! 🇩🇰

by Whatsit2yaa May 3, 2022

asexualsexual

some fake sexuality where u are attracted to ppl who are asexual

hey man im asexualsexual
die

by 24kQxirky June 8, 2021

Asexuals with benefits

Having one or both people be asexual but having a relationship like contact suck as kissing, making out, date nights or 3rd base, but nothing further.

My friend Tim and I went on a date night. He put his arm around me and we later shared a kiss.
Some think we are dating but we are really just asexuals with benefits.

by postinspector June 30, 2018

A-sexual

Lacking sexual attraction to people; not feeling sexual attraction towards others.

(A-sexuals can get horny, and can have sex, they just don't look at someone they like and think sexually of them.)

Girl: So have you and your girlfriend had sex yet?

Boy: No, we don't really need to, we're both a-sexual.

by AndrogynousPlant June 17, 2016