architorture

the bad bad thing that will happen to you should you wish to go to architecture school

dear architorture,

thank you for ruining my life

by jennaMarie May 2, 2005

Architect

A man who builds his lover through dedicated work of feeding. He is building his masterpiece one cheese curd at a time.

The architect built his lady with love to 530 pounds.

by Teanis August 5, 2022

Architecture 5

A tropical modern building with an elevator. The name of a club in Brixton. A definition of narrative that resists complicated responses, because it's so fucking cool.

"What did you do on Saturday night?" "Oh, nothing much. Chucked back a few Malibu and Oranges, and all that." "Where did you go?" "Architecture 5." "Dude, that's really weird. That's where I went too." "No." "Yes!" "Shut up!" "No, seriously. I met this amazing, amazing guy. His name is Scott and when it was time to go, I heard this voice in my head, and it said, you have just met your future husband." "What, like a voice inside you or something you actually heard?" "I don't know." "Wow." "Yeah." "But, I think you should take it easy. You've been through a lot lately." "I know, but...he was really cute." "Define cute." "I don't know." "You're a little bit stupid, aren't you?" "What?" "Oh, I was just asking Terry where the olives were." "How is Terry, anyway?" "Terry! Terry, how are you?" "Fine." "He says he's fine."

by Bhanu: A Failed Novelist January 31, 2008

anchit

Anchit is the coolest guy ever. He is so fly. Women love Anchit. He is charming and charismatic. It is only possible for Anchit to be hot and cool at the same time.

OMG, Robert Downey Jr is so cool. He is almost as cool as Anchit.

by definergod May 18, 2016

Architectware

Usually a little box on a diagram that a solutions architect has drawn. This diagram will bare absolutely no resemblance to any kind of real software ever developed ever. Yet in the architects head - and in the minds of management they talk to it is a real and possible thing, with an arbitrary delivery date.

Developer: Oh no, Ray the architect wants me to build this bit of Architectware - apparently it will only take me a week.

Every other technically aware person on the team: Oh %*&£!

by honestalice April 15, 2013

architorture

Slang term for the major of "Architecture" at most universities that offer the degree in the united states.

He's an Architorture major, that's why he never gets any sleep.

by octavius March 10, 2004

Anchita

An Anchita is a unique person, as is her name. She isn’t involved with worldly issues, in a way she’s almost divine. She’s also really bad ass and has the slick ass sense of humor. They’re usually super smart genius people and can think out of the box. They’re also loyal when it comes to friendships and relationships. Essentially, they’re cool without having to try.

Did you hear of the new kid in our school? She’s an Anchita.
Really? Wow, I wish I can be friends with her.
Totally.

by vesuviusclockwork January 14, 2018