IFS

Independant Front Suspension.

I keep breaking my cv axles with this damn independant front suspension.

by muthafukin August 1, 2005

IFS

Incredibly Fucking Stupid

This acronym is commonly used in internet forums and chat rooms.

"How do you know if water is wet?"

"IFS"

by Lookit January 23, 2009

ifs

I fuckin swear

ifs i saw this here before

by Anonymous October 29, 2003

IFE

Internet Fuckin Explorer. The world's shittiest browser written by a bunch of code monkeys with IQ < 16 at Microsoft. Known for breaking perfectly standards compliant websites and being a nightmare for web developers around the world.

Currently there exists three versions of this shitbag - IFE5, IFE6, and IFE7 -- all of them are non-compliant with each other. MSFT is now busy creating another of them -- IFE9!

Dude 0: What is IFE, dude?
Dude 1: Internet Fuckin Explorer, dude!

by Web Developers of the World January 2, 2008

ifs

I fucking suck.

Ufs, ifs, we all fucking suck.

by earinlololol December 17, 2008

IFE

Instantaneous Femcum Explosion

I'm going to fill a waterbed with femcum, then freeze it, and then push it out into the ocean. And I will call it an Ife-burg.

by libidoski May 20, 2008

iffed

The version of miffed used by people that are A) too lazy/physically unable to pronounce the first letters in words, B) M-haters, or C) actually a girl in Canada trying to start a word trend such as fetch.

Brian was miffed at Ling for being iffed at him when he said a girl was fetch.

by Lingg September 11, 2005