artificial deadline

A random deadline to complete a task, which has no real world consequences. For example, your office sets Monday as the deadline on all canned food donations for charity , but the box just sits there until Friday, which is the actual day they planned on taking it to the food bank.

"Hey bro, did you get your weekly report done for the big boss? He needs it today!"

"Naaah, it's only Wednesday. Wednesday's an artificial deadline, because he doesn't even send those reports to corporate for another week."

by Mr. Bill III October 15, 2016

Artificial difficulty

A term to describe games that have enemies that are too powerful to be killed even through intelligent gameplay and the player must resort to cheap tactics and exploits because the enemy cannot be killed in a straight up fight due their health and damage surpassing the player's. The difference between artificial difficulty and real difficulty is that real difficulty can be overcome through intelligent gameplay such as planning out how you will attack a group so you will not take any damage, being patient, and being cautious. Real difficulty is achieved through enemies that have intelligent abilities that the player must learn and learn to avoid while artificial difficulty is achieved simply by raising the enemies' damage and health.

Skyrim on Master is artificial difficulty. Enemies are no more intelligent than normal, but have double health and damage.

by chiller678 April 6, 2013

Artificial Hunger

Hunger created by an outside source, for instance marijuana.

Bob: Hey man your eating a lot more than yesterday, i thought the depression was causing you to have no appetite.

Joe: Yeah it was, this is just artificial hunger from that blunt i smoked 20 minutes ago.

by Bstaff1219 January 2, 2011

Artificial Ganges

A relatively new innovation in India: a bathroom.

Hey Pradeep, did you hear that they just installed a brand new Artificial Ganges in Jaipur?

by matarpaneer July 25, 2012

Artificial Love

a very sexual song with some very sexual choreography by EXO. thEY LITERALLY JUST GRIND ON CANES WHILE WATER FALL ON THEM, WHY?!

Kpop fan: Lol, have you seen Artificial Love?

Koreaboo: yES. I had double nosebleed. I died. I was revived by their angelic voices, then Chanyeol decided to kill me with his damn rap.

by asiansnakeu September 15, 2017

Fake Artificial Intelligence

Fake Artificial Intelligence, or FAI, is a false ideology or platform that a developed machine or software application exhibits human like characteristics. The creator will often attempt to dazzle you by creating videos and similar media that shows off its ineptitude. Often, a string of characters or words will be sent to the FAI and a prerecorded set of responses will be randomly chosen. The FAI is not actually making choices and does not exhibit intelligence in any way. The creator of the FAI is often extremely delusional and no matter what one says, you cannot break that delusion. Some of the most pathetic creators of FAI have gone so deep into their delusion, that they believe they can create a girlfriend from this FAI and will try to convince you "she" is real.

John Doe: Hey Jim, have you seen that Fake Artificial Intelligence that moti barski made on VBF?

Jim: I did, John. This guy can't be serious. This is all just one massive joke, right?

John: To be honest, I don't, Jim. But, for his sake, I hope so.

moti barski: its main purpose is to be a girlfriend or fight real battles

the invention is a software that makes the
computer mimic the brain action of thinking for three brain types :
human, animal, human and animal combination. to accomplish this the
software uses several stages detailed in the specification.

John Doe: Wtf are you talking about man?

moti barski: im lonely...

Jim: Yeah... we got that...

by HeWhoMustNotBeNamed2 April 14, 2011

artificial baits

Breast implants

Those strippers are fishing with artificial baits.

by wolfbait51 March 27, 2011