athletic trainer

n.

1) an exhausted health care professional that despite the name, does not train athletes.
2) part psychologist, part first aider, part hydration technician, part relationship counselor, part physical therapist...this individual is trained to do it all...for the athletes.
3) Someone that is used to working all weekends and holidays, which accumulates to working a 68 hour work week.

athletic trainers have the best seats in the house during athletic events, but there's a whole lot of work that goes into that seat.

by atc December 16, 2005

chinese arithmetic

A term describing anything that is very hard to do.
This term has been around for years.

That test was harder than Chinese arithmetic.

by Dridian January 3, 2016

Authletic

Portmanteau of autistic and athletic. Capable of impressive athletic feats through the use of retard strength.

I was watching the special needs gym class earlier today and I saw some of the most authletic soccer saves of my life!

by AlexanderSemen November 10, 2021

athletic dent

Wdwhen your ass is so flat that it almost inverts into itsself creating a dent from athleticism.

omg white bitches at my school think they have fatties when they really have the athletic dent.

by peyton solomine July 6, 2017

Athletic Video Gamer

A gamer with so much talent, that he is simply a professional athlete in the world of video gaming. There are only a handful of athletic video gamers

I just got dumpstered by this athletic video gamer.
Oh they are fkn athletic video gamers 100%
Does this guy know how much of an athletic video gamer he is?

by dtkgaming January 22, 2020

Athletic Video Gamer

A gamer with such class and finesse that possess the traits of a professional athlete.
There are many gamers, but very few have the ability to be an athletic video gamer.

No one knows just how many athletic video gamers exist - some even suggest that there is no way to keep count.

Legend has it that in the presence of an athletic video gamer, even a noob can be a god.

Goat: "Hey Kers, how is that leeroy jenkins guy so damn good at Fortnite?"
Kers: "It's obvious he's an athletic video gamer, Goat!"

by fknfullgoat January 23, 2020

Athletic Fit

An outfit that athletic guys typically wear. With tights on bottom and shorts over them

Me: Did you see that guy with his athletic tights and shorts? They really show off his legs and ass
Friend: Yeah, he sure can pull off that “Athletic Fit”

by GearJock69 January 24, 2020