broccoli-art

The exact opposite of eye-candy.

IMHO impressionist painting like Picasso is broccoli-art.

by Sexydimma December 19, 2013

brown art

The unfortunate occurrance of when, while being hung over or extremely drunk, one is forced to stand up from the toilet in which he was shitting to barf, spraying diarrhea all over the wall.

John's mom wondered what the hell happened in the bathroom after seeing his massive brown art on the wall.

by Erik Erlandson December 4, 2007

artbroken

Impoverished because of an attachment to a bohemian lifestyle. Broke because one is attempting to adopt a pose of the "starving artist."

Those "hippies" were drinking martinis and tipping well all night. They're what you call artbroken.

by Rockaway September 16, 2008

Artbro

Subspecies of the bro and the altbro. Usually the member of a group of bros who is highly revered for his sick drawing skills, tie dyed t-shirts and three foot bong. Whenever a fraternity has a party or fundraiser, an artbro is required to design the commemorative t-shirts. He'll also make you a killer flyer for your jam band if you hook him up with some good molly.

Some dumbass artbro came by with fliers for his band. Should be post them or chuck them?

by DrPepperDDS September 15, 2014

Artbroken

A state of creative paralysis characterized by emptiness, longing, and short bursts of creativity violently stifled by practicality or haunting memories of unnecessarily brutal critiques from previously artbroken professionals. Typically felt by art and design students during thesis year or during execution of highly constrained project brief. Extended periods of artbrokeness may result in complete art abandonment or in more extreme cases, corporate design consulting jobs.

I feel so artbroken - before design school I could draw human emotion, I could feel the music when I danced, I could see beauty in the littlest moments and I was inspired by everything - now I spend all my time wireframing apps and searching for free icons.

I give in, he totally artbroke me in that crit. I swear I'm designing for the next project brief in perfect convention so I don't have to retake this studio!

by SoullessDesigner November 3, 2013

artbroken

The feeling you get when you love a piece of art but find out it is too expensive for you to buy.

"When I found out how much that painting was, I was totally artbroken."

by sfgumby13 April 24, 2014