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Arsewank Day

The day we celebrate Keith Arsewank birthday 27 March 2023
by Artijoke March 30, 2023
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Keith Arsewank

American conservative, known for his views on the arming of teachers. Formally known as Keith R. Swank, he was ridiculed by UK Twitter for his name. The term "Keith Arsewank" was born on the 27th March 2023, after he posted a tweet saying "TEACHERS. SHOULD. BE. ARMED.", which quickly went viral on UK Twitter, leading to the ridicule.
Keith Arsewank Day is now celebrated on the 27th March 2023, the day he posted his now-infamous tweet.
by fearlessmonkey8 April 4, 2023
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Arsewank

The process of masturbation that involves inserting ones own penis in ones own anus.

It is often used in the same way as the word 'wank', to say that something is bad.
"Music these days is absolute arsewank"
by Humphro March 25, 2004
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Acewanker

100% confirmed weeb. He may say he’s not a weeb but he is lying.
Acewanker is a weeb.
by Stopping fake ace January 14, 2019
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Arsewank

To slide a tiny todger between the butt-cheeks of another man, in the style of failed American politician, racist, gun-loving, homophobic cretin Keith R Swank
Keith R Swank is a right Arsewank
by keithArsewank April 11, 2023
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artwanker

Those damn artwankers!
by larry says hi October 15, 2005
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arsecakerandom

A totally futile, random variable thrown into an argument for effect more than content.
"I dunno, what if arsecakerandom blokes came in armed with baguettes and demanded you stop surfing the web, would that do it?"
by scribe23 May 14, 2006
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