arsebandit

the name of a British comedy group (website: www.Youtube.com/ArseBanditTV).

The Arse Bandits have been known to do sketches and stunts, including stapling ones bolocks, throwing an unplanned rave in a chip shop and asking the cashier in a coffee shop for a blowjob.

Can be used to describe somebody's actions if they behave in a similar way.

"Yeah Danny put lube on Rhi's forehead. Danny's a right arsebandit."

by Malikibob May 13, 2009

arsewangle

An unfortunate predicament

Oh my, we're stuck in traffic, that's a bit of an arsewangle

by Bazwaldo the great July 9, 2003

arsebandit

A male homosexual. One of many descriptive terms derived from the unnatural practice of sticking one's dick up another male's chocolate starfish. Also see knobjockey, turdburglsr, shitstabber, brownhatter, shirtlifter, pillowbiter, etc.

Michael Barrymore? Someone should top that fucking murdering arsebandit.

by Anonymous March 18, 2003

Arsebandito

A strong mexican sexual predator, usually found in jails, preying on the younger and more vunerable inmates.

Manuel is one to watch, he is an arsebandito and will happily steal your innocence

by WoollySpark December 31, 2010

arsebadgers

secretive creatures of which the only visible evidence is the scuff marks they leave on the inside of your keks

'fucking hell look at the skidmarks in them keks you dirty arsed cunt'
'wern't me mate, 'twer't arsebadgers'

by spong May 2, 2003

arsebadger

One who covets living up an anus for safety and camouflage, always unsolicited

Pepe you arsebadger have you know shame, she's enormous

by maximus hall 1V March 6, 2012