arsebandit

A male homosexual. One of many descriptive terms derived from the unnatural practice of sticking one's dick up another male's chocolate starfish. Also see knobjockey, turdburglsr, shitstabber, brownhatter, shirtlifter, pillowbiter, etc.

Michael Barrymore? Someone should top that fucking murdering arsebandit.

by Anonymous March 18, 2003

arsebang

verb, to perform anal intercourse

noun, the anal intercourse

He uses to arsebang me at least twice a day.

Little Susie is addicted to arsebang, believe me.

by Tiago Zuhr August 25, 2008

arsebasket

A basket or kreel woven from material produced by the carding, teasing and weaving of fibres from the posterior of a cricket or gall wasp

Trinkets carried in a tiny arsebasket were laid before the fairy queen

by Dermot Carmody July 12, 2004

arsebasket

a public receptacle for grossly overweight old flangers to place their hideous bumcheeks prior to shopping at matalan.

I've just been to matalan and dropped off me chuff at the arsebasket in london road.

by jeremy393 February 22, 2008

arserag

The slightly tamer but still satisfying version of asswipe..

Bob is a fucking arserag! I can't believe he stole your freaking stereo!

by Your Little Dose of Reality June 27, 2005

Arsebandito

A strong mexican sexual predator, usually found in jails, preying on the younger and more vunerable inmates.

Manuel is one to watch, he is an arsebandito and will happily steal your innocence

by WoollySpark December 31, 2010

arsebadgers

secretive creatures of which the only visible evidence is the scuff marks they leave on the inside of your keks

'fucking hell look at the skidmarks in them keks you dirty arsed cunt'
'wern't me mate, 'twer't arsebadgers'

by spong May 2, 2003