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Armadillo socks

You and your significant other roll around in circles in the room with your dick in her ass, while wearing socks
As The couple slowly Armadillo socks around their room they hear a knock at the door.
by Sir mannie thy trill May 8, 2021
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Armadillo Style

People performing sexual acts while dressed in renaissance fighting gear/armor.
Jena and Bob were caught having an Armadillo Style orgy in the woods.
by Kingmaster74 November 22, 2009
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Armadillo Mode

The condition in which the nut sack becomes smaller and more compact when exposed to colder temperatures.
Man, when I jumped in the lake it was so cold that my gonads immediately entered armadillo mode!
by the bradmeister March 6, 2009
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armadillo

South American insectivorous mammal. Has tough 'armour plates' that protect it from attack. Some varieties can roll into a ball and be completely protected.
As far as I know, not interested in lesbians at all.
"hey, what's that weird looking animal with the armour?"
"an armadillo of course"
by Jo May 2, 2004
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David Bowie's Armadillo

A obscure sexual move popularized by repeated viewings of the 1986 film "Labyrinth". It entails dressing up as David Bowie's character Jareth, from the film, and attaching brown dildos (length must exceed 7 inches but be no longer than 13) to the articulatio radiocarpea of both arms. While penetrating both the anus and vagina, "Jareth" must sing "Magic Dance" with the receiving partner singing the goblins' parts. If available, cocaine (slime and snails or puppy dogs' tails are popular substitutes) should be snorted off the lower back of the receiver. This second act is, of course, referred to as a "Lady Stardust".
Nathan: Hey what'd you get Aniston for her birthday?

Aaron: Got her David Bowie's Armadillo and some Lady Stardust bro.

Nathan: Damn that's nasty as fuck my man!

Aaron: Stardust is a hell of a drug.
by Ziggy Cumdust January 12, 2011
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The armadillo’s cool side of the pillow

This phrase is used to describe something or someone that is unbelievably cool and unique.
Person 1: Damn, that party last night was insane.
Person 2: Yeah, it was totally the armadillo’s cool side of the pillow.
by Adn November 21, 2019
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Dusty Armadillo

A dusty armadillo is performed by having doggy style sex (vaginal or anal) and, at the crescendo of the performance, dump some talcum powder on the girl's head and call out, "Dusty Armadillo," and punch her in the back of the head.
"Man, I was plowing away on that girl and gave her a dusty armadillo. I couldn't see for like ten minutes, that shit went everywhere"
by Big Al 250R May 25, 2006
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