are you dense

Are you stupid? Are you serious?

Fake fans: Are Ethan and Grayson twins?

Me: Are you dense?

by yungsavagenigga November 7, 2017

Who are you, and what have you done with

Used to express astonishment when somebody says or does something completely out of character. The only possible explanation is that they've been replaced by an alien shape-shifter who looks exactly like them, but acts differently.

The phrase is a parody of the cliché found in old movies, when somebody returns home to find their lover gone and a stranger in their place.

Shanee: "I'm going to stay in tonight and study."
Ruthie: "Who are you, and what have you done with Shanee?"

by Yogi Bhajan February 26, 2011

what the fuck are you doing

Uttered when a vessel (usually sea-based) makes a wrong turn; accidentally uttered by Sue Simmons of WNBC-4 NY when she unexpectedly saw a cruise liner turn at an awkward angle.

"At eleven, paying more at the grocer, but getting less. We'll tell you how to get the most... what the fuck are you doing ?!"

by KadV January 24, 2009

Are You Driving This Bus?

To say your in control.

Man and woman are having a fight
Woman: Barry you never let me have what I want
Man: ARE YOU DRIVING THIS BUS?!?!
(Woman Cries)

by iNguyen October 25, 2008

What in fucks name are you doing

something you say when your confused as hell what this niggas doing that normal "what are you doing" wont work anymore

*grabs ice cream by the ice cream and not the cone*

Me: What in fucks name are you doing?

by iLiKeYoUrCuT G October 29, 2020

Are you downloading?

Question asked by one player to another when a game suffers lag. Often used by gamers playing swos.

Housemate 1: "My game's lagging, are you downloading?"

Housemate 2: "No I'm not, it must be the guy in Germany."

by RichT February 12, 2008

How Are You Doing Today?

I'm doing good, thank you for asking. How are you doing today?

I just asked you, "How Are You Doing Today?".

by Goofy Goober Boi February 26, 2020