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Arbitrarism

n. Similar to agnosticism, a religion/philosophy that says that there is no omnipotentent god, but a force that controls true chance, not simply the roll of a die, since there are physical factors on that, but true randomness that no physical force could control. This pure randomness is very hard to find and may stretch farther than the creation of the universe.
The Arbitrarite was deep in thought, trying to find true randomness.
by Kevin March 2, 2005
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arbitrarian

-that person in a group, who wherever they are, is constantly trying to keep the noise/speaking volume down.
-like a librarian who has taken on the job to arbitrarily hush everyone.
Chip- Keep it down you guys..
Jake- I'm trying to tell the story, who made you the arbitrarian?
by S. Gordon January 25, 2010
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Arbitrarism

An extension or collateral framework similar to that of relativism that states nothing is wrong, bad or evil, only that which man deems in law or writing and upholds with any degree of force/authority.
Much like the Relativism movement of the late 60's in the United States, Arbitrarism has taken root in the populous of the early turn of 21st century. Anything is possible and nothing is evil.
by bdpatton2 March 8, 2016
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alphabetical arbitraries

Assorted "it's da rules" bee-ess from da ol' 26.
Examples of "alphabetical arbitraries" include:
barbitrary: where ya gotta endure "pricky 'n' pokey" things, either real pointy-tipped objects or verbal "jabs".
carbitrary: where walking, biking, or horseback-riding are not options for getting from Point A to Point B. Could also mean how someone wif a sweet tooth views rich-ingredient goodies.
charbitrary: what meals are if da food is excessively heated prior to serving.
farbitrary: only lengthy distances permitted.
garbitrary: no "birthday suits" allowed.
jarbitrary: everything hasta be stored in wide-mouth containers.
marbitrary: a clean unblemished finish is a no-no, like at a demolition derby --- you only win if you get battered around.
scarbitrary: similar to above; you hafta show visible "school of hard knocks" signs to comply/qualify
sparbitrary: what it is for sailors on wind-powered ships --- you gotta climb da masts, mates --- it's part of da job.
starbitrary: where you hafta either have astronomy skills, or be a Hollywood icon.
warbitrary: what da military-gear-obsessed officials at Nova Robotics Corporation (think Skroeder and Dr. Warmonger --- I mean, Dr. Marner) seemed to think... unlike Newton Crosby, they thought dat "blowing stuff up" was da only path to peace.
by QuacksO July 11, 2025
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